“Isn’t a toad a bit of a strange choice for a royal coat of arms?”
“On the contrary, it’s quite appropriate.”
“Is it… like, a symbol of humility?”
“No, it’s an actual toad.”
“An actual toad.”
“Indeed. About thirty feet long, breathes fire, lives in the dungeons below the royal palace. Any would-be heir to the throne must first best it in single combat.“
“You choose your kings by making them fight a giant, fire-breathing toad?“
“And queens, yes. Some regard it as an antiquated legacy of a more barbarous age, but we believe that the strength of character needed to rule can only be cultivated through trial. Facing the toad provides a would-be ruler with valuable perspective on the tribulations to come. The monarch bears its image out of respect.“
“And I suppose the fact that half your royal gallery consists of paintings of toads wearing crowns is out of respect as well.“
ive been trying to find the original poster and song for years now i think about this all the fucking time
you all dont understand, searching dark souls 3 mensis cage, using soundhound, shazam, searching mods, nothing… theres so much going on here but this video is literally untraceable, zero thumbprint, it just doesnt exist
I need this to get out there. I’m now dying to know as well.
